queendickface asked you: 

Garrus’s ass, jade empire chins, aaaand Luci and Naevina being flawless.

On Palaven’s moon.

Send help I’m obsessed and I need money for Mass Effect 3 because I played the demo and I spoiled two things and I was all, “SHIT” because I was in a MASS EFFECT 2 PLACE AND THEN THEY SPOILED ME3 WITHOUT FUCKING WARNING EVER AT ALL AND FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK But I still don’t know the ending but I heard it’s but bad I bet I’ll like it iunno I tend to like critically-acclaimed terrible things also I have no idea what to think about Miranda she was a bitch then she got better then she was a bitch again but Jack didn’t help and wtf why wasn’t Jack bisexual that made no sense seriously I don’t understand and omg same with Tali and aaaah but omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg… I forgot what I was omging about but anyway omg Thane’s voice is beautiful and I want to marry his voice forever oh and him too well that’d be weird getting high all the time kissing him oh and (SPOILERS??: he’s dying or something too so that’s sad and he has a son I like his sonENDSPOILERS??) and seriously omg Yuri Lowenthal was fucking everywhere he never bothered to change his voice anywhere I’m surprised they didn’t just say, “Additional Voices: Yuri Lowenthal” and just got him to voice everybody ever because seriously he pretty much did and oh shit I forgot to do Legion’s loyalty mission shiiiiiiiiiiiiit and omg the Overlord DLC hgjkfdhgjkfhjk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (<-scream of many feels) and I enjoyed the MAKO but I hate the Hammerhead am I weird I’m weird and omg omg Thaaaane’s vooooooice and I want to romance Garrus in a playthrough but I have to finish this playthrough from my other ME1 chick thing first and she romanced Liara and I will have a playthrough where I don’t cheat on my ME1 lover (Sorry, Kaidan, but you were being a jerk and THANE’S BEAUTIFUL MOTHER-VOCAL-FUCKING CHORDS HAJKLGHSJDKGLHSDJGKLDSHGJKSDGLHJDKSLHGJKDL) and and and Jooookeeer and EDI looool omg I love them and I WANT MASS EFFECT 3 (with the artbook).

Also, have I mentioned I’m insane?

I NEED TO DO SOME CALIBRATIONS ON ART HOMEWORK TOMORROW DOES THIS SENTENCE EVEN MAKE SENSE I NEED SLEEP