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So I decided to romance Jacob to see what it was like.

I am laughing.

So goddamn hard.

I can’t.

just oh my god.

help.

hala shepard this is not how your mother raised you

like she didn’t teach you to drink with your nose

she didn’t teach you to be absolutely creepy

oh my god i can’t AND HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT AND I JUST MY GOD

 

I still don’t get why FemShep auto-flirts with Jacob with pretty much any option in ME2.

I really don’t get it.