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You play as a Volus working in a huge office building on Illium. The game starts at your lunch break, and you are desperately in the mood for a bean burrito. You frantically search through Illium’s markets and restaurants looking for one. This eventually leads you on an epic goose-chase throughout the galaxy looking for your bean burrito. At the end of the game, you discover that your insatiable hunger for a bean burrito is actually caused by an ancient race of ultra powerful beings mind control over you, that come back every 50,000 years to harvest all of the galaxy’s burritos. This of course will lead to galactic extinction, while also paving the way for less advanced species to create their own burrito recipes, which in turn will also be harvested in another 50,000 years. So it is up to you to assemble a team, and ultimately save the galaxy from extinction and GTB (Grand Theft Burrito).

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